What is the way for Korea to move forward in the rapidly changing world situation? You don't want to answer because the question is too easy? Are you unable to answer because the questions are too hard? Before insisting on no, please put your hand on your chest and think about it. There is a saying that genius and fool are a blank difference, and that virgin and non-maternity are also a difference in virginity. Originally, the easiest one is the most difficult one. But don't worry too much. I'll answer them myself. The way for Korea to move forward is to become an advanced country that is not envious of others by practicing the three elements of national defense, diplomacy, economy, and others. Who doesn't know that? Huhu. Will that be true? I think everyone knows that simply knowing about a particular problem and providing a clear solution is the difference between heaven and earth. Was there any politician who suggested a clear solution for Korea to become an advanced country? Was there a broadcast that suggested a clear solution? Was there a newspaper that suggested a clear solution? Was there a book that suggested a clear solution? Was there a professor who suggested a clear solution? Was there any discipline that suggested a clear solution? Was there a religion that suggested a clear solution? Think about it. Was there or not? Right? Now, I'll give you the solution now. I'll be straightforward. There is only one way to live in Korea. It is just that Korea merges with Italy, a European power, to become a global superpower dominating Europe and Asia. By now, I think there are some people who wonder why they should merge with Italy. There's someone like that, right? I know it really well, right? That's how the world is. They think, "How does Ji know?" but they can know everything. Don't worry. We will provide you with all the clear grounds and solutions for Korea's merger with Italy. First, answer the next question. "What is Italy?" What is Italy? Don't be scared in advance, saying you don't know, and if you think about it until the end, you'll get an answer. What is it? Yes, it is. Italy is the peninsula. Then, what is it in Korea? Huh? We're in the middle of the Korean Peninsula, right? I'm right, right? Am I wrong? No, right? Italy is half way and Korea is half way... There's no better match than this. Since ancient times, Korea has been constantly suffering from marine and continental forces. There's an old saying like this. "The widowed knows best about the circumstances of the widow.' The situation of the peninsula is also best understood by the peninsula. Italy will understand all the problems Korea has. How do I know that? Are you a person who believes only when you see it in person? Can't you believe Admiral Yi Sun-shin if you don't see him in person? Can't you believe General Yeon Gaesomun if you don't see him in person? Can't you believe General Eulji Moondeok if you don't see him in person? What about Kim Yu-shin? Lee Seong-gye? What about Hannibal? Genghis Khan? What about Attila? And Alexander? Can you believe the people who wrote it down above even if they didn't see it in person? Right? What I said was wrong? No, right? Look at that. It can also be interpreted in the same context that Italy will understand Korea's situation. Do you happen to know the word, "Traitor"? I'm saying to change your situation with the other person and think about it. That's right. When we merge with Italy, we also have to understand everything about Italy. This can be said to be an obligation, or fate. Try to understand Italy right away from today. Watch pictures related to Italy often and watch television programs related to Italy. If you don't have it, look for it. Without this much sincerity, the merger with Italy will be an eternal dream. By now, maybe... "Good. Let's say we're merging with Italy. However, many people may be wondering how two different countries, language, race, culture, and history, can become one country? I'm sure there's no one who's doing "Blind Your Eyes" right? I think it's a natural question. I'll solve all the questions. 1. Race issues Korea and Italy are very different in terms of race. Therefore, there is a high possibility of racial problems. Koreans have a lot of room to like the appearance of Italians, but the problem would be that Italians have little room to like the appearance of Koreans. More precisely, Korean men and women are very likely to like the appearance of men and women in Italy, but in Italy, polarization is likely to occur. In other words, Italian men will like the appearance of Korean women with oriental appearance, but it is obvious that Italian women will not like the appearance of Korean men very much. This can be solved by law. It is to impose fines on Italian women who hate the appearance of Korean men. Even if you can't help it, you need to block the possibility of discrimination against appearance by imposing a fine of 50,000 won on Italian women who complain or complain about the appearance of Korean men in public. With the introduction of a penalty system, a fine of 100,000 won is imposed twice a month, and detention is imposed three times a month, and arrest is immediately required to show the hot taste of the law. If this happens, I don't think Korean men will be discriminated against by their appearance. 2. Language problems I don't know if there are people who think Italian should be used as an official language or Korean should be used as an official language. However, these policies are very unfair. They merged with equal peninsula countries, and if some words become official language and some words are dead, this cannot happen. Let me suggest a specific solution. It is to choose Spanish as the official language, not Italian or Korean. Why is it Spanish? Where is Spain? It's in the Iberian Peninsula, right? What did I say earlier? "The widower knows the best about widows' situation." If Spanish, located in the peninsula, is adopted as the official language, the people of Italy and Korea will accept the situation without regret. If you choose something like English or French for no reason, society will be confused by a fictional demo, asking why it is English or French. Those who are late should start studying Spanish from today. 3. Food problems You may think that Italian food and Korean food are completely different. But if you look inside, it's all the same. Pizza = bindaetteok spaghetti = Do we need more explanations for noodles? 4. The nationality problem is evaluated as the world's best in terms of characteristics such as Italy and Korea. J-Ral + J-Ral = Gae-Ral (I inevitably wrote this because J-Ral was not registered.) Let's unite with a nationality like Gaejiral and live a life shouting out loud to neighboring countries. Take a look at Korea. Have you ever complained to neighboring countries on a fictional day? It's possible now. It's possible if you merge with Italy. In the future, no people and countries around the world will stop us. Remember. J-Ral + J-Ral = Ga-Ral 5. The national name issue is quite sensitive, but the more boldly and quickly we need to name it to prevent confusion in advance. Italy + Korea = Republic of Italy 6. The national flag issue is also quite sensitive, but the solution is simple. You can just use the Spanish flag. Wouldn't it be better to use the Spanish flag neatly than to waste energy to create a new flag? How do I distinguish it from the Spanish flag? It would be simple if I put a pancake (pizza) in the soup, right? It's easy to recognize. 7. The problem of overcoming cultural heterogeneity I mentioned earlier, right? Understand Italy. There's no way. Just understand. 8. I thought a lot about the issue of the head of state because it was a political issue. Currently, our people want a new politician. I want to get out of the old clandestine politics. We must boldly elect a new person as the head of state to seek the development and prosperity of the Italian Republic. Wouldn't it be new to elect "Chiciolina," an Italian pornographic politician, as president? As the boundaries between politics and porn collapse, the political participation rate of the younger generation will rise sharply. Why did I have to choose an Italian? You're in a hurry. I have everything in mind, too. If Jin Jin-hee is elected as the second-in-command prime minister, I don't think she will be that bad for Chichiolina. If you can't believe what I'm saying, please borrow "My wife cheated on me." 9. Unfortunately, we need a scapegoat to establish the Republic of Italy. No matter how much North Korea is Korean and Korean, I don't think there is a justification for insisting on unification forever, such as language, culture, thought, mindset, politics, economy, and others. First of all, after bullying North Korea, the Italian Republic is established. Won't China try to eat North Korea? Yes, but what do you want me to do? Just tell them to eat it. Later, you can take it back to the terrible nationality of the Republic of Italy. What if China doesn't give North Korea? You won't be able to get through it without giving it to you. If you keep the formula J-Ral + J-Ral = Gae-Ral in your heart, there will be no impossible. 10. Economic issues Once the Italian Republic is established, it will immediately form an economic block comparable to that of the United States, the European Union, and Japan. I don't worry about export problems. If you can't export from Italy, you can export it to Korea, and if you can't export it from Korea, you can export it to Italy. In other words, the export problem will be solved naturally as free trade takes place in the Italian country. If you have a better economic plan than this, please give me your opinion. 11.
I think everyone knows that Italy has that famous Vatican. What do we have in Korea? We have JMS in Korea, right? If these two are merged to create a new religion, the religious problem will be solved naturally. In the relationship between the Pope and the Cardinals, a new connection called the Pope-JMS can be created to create a new wind in the religious world. Would the presidential pornographic actor "Chichiolina" just pass this? I don't think so. As the proverb goes, "Sparrows just pass by the mill," there will be a fling between Chichiolina and JMS, and based on this, new religions will thrive day by day. Considering the overflowing stamina of JMS and the dazzling body of Chichiolina, it is possible enough. 12. The problem of establishing relations with Europe and Asia is currently becoming a headache in the European Union. If the Italian Republic is founded, the European Union will welcome it with double eyelids. In other words, at the same time as the founding of the Italian Republic, it can have the effect of killing two birds with one stone, taking care of justification and practical benefits. Also, if you think it's advantageous for the Republic of Italy, there's room for a moment to stick to the European Union, so what a wonderful relationship this is. Is this all? Looking at the situation, if you join the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN), it's literally pheasant. Some people may think my opinion is unrealistic, but history originally starts from the impossible. Who knew Genghis Khan would build the world's largest empire? Many Mongolians would have thought this. "He must be crazy." "Does that make sense?" But Genghis Khan did it. We can do it, too. The dream of the Republic of Italy is not a distant story. History belongs to those who prepare. For those who read this, wake up. And get ready. At least order pizza tonight and think about what you can do for the Republic of Italy. Thank you for reading the long article.
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